Celluloid Film Review: Catwoman

Title: Catwoman

Year Of Release: 2004

Review Date: December 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $82,102,379

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Catwoman" starring Halle Berry and Sharon Stone was not the actresses' best work and it is due to the poor script, corny lines, bad directing and overall cheesy concept that did not live up to the comic. Warner Bros did a very poor job bringing this film to life, which led to critics everywhere pouncing on it.

Halle Berry stars as the lead Patience Phillips, a graphic artist who is shot and killed, then brought back to life by a cat. Hence the title "Catwoman." However, this film takes a detour into the occult and becomes, for lack of a better word, crazy. The lead character is into witchcraft and is possessed by a cat. Not the best message in the world.

The story line is weak, when it could have been so much better. The director failed this movie as well. He gave the actors bad direction. Not to mention, the lines are unusually catty and cliche:

Laurel Hedare: What do you want
Patience Phillisp: Your husband, is he home
Laurel Hedare: I’m here, why on earth would he be home...

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Sound Off Column - Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Theo Walcott, Darren Bent, Kaka, Thierry Henry, Wayne Rooney

Volume 114

CELEBRITY Cute Kids
CELEBRITY Out And About
CELEBRITY End Of The Year Awards
SPORTS Photos
SPIRITUAL New Year, New Beginning

CELEBRITY Cute Kids

Ziggy Marley and his cute son Gideon

Matthew McConaughey and his fiancee Camila Alves were spotted with their gorgeous kids at the airport

Hugh Jackman and his lovely family Deborra-Lee Furness (center) and daughter Ava Jackman

Sandra Bullock and her beautiful boy Louis look stylish

Halle Berry and beautiful daughter Nahla

CELEBRITY Out And About

Halle Berry went out to lunch looking as young as ever

A radiant looking Vanessa Williams hit the red carpet

Iman looks regal

Hugh Jackman looks sharp at a premiere

CELEBRITY End Of Year Awards

Best athletic debut in the big leagues: Tim Tebow for displaying his faith and kicking butt on the grid iron. Well done!

Best Athlete: Usain Bolt for keeping up his standard of outrunning people on the track and in style. Good on you!

Worst cheater: Ashton Kutcher for cheating left, right and center on cougar cult wife Demi Moore, while threatening to sue journalists and bloggers for telling the truth about your bad behavior, knowing full well you were not acting right all along.

Worst Botox: goes to Simon Cowell for getting so much bad botox your face twisted and began to twitch.

Worst plastic surgery: goes to Madonna for getting so much plastic surgery and still looking like the Bride of Frankenstein without make up, even when you are wearing it.

The Big Spender Award: goes to George W. Bush and Barack Obama for spending America into poverty.

SPORTS Photos

Theo Walcott and Brad Guzan

Carles Puyol, KakaCesc and Fabregas

Wayne Rooney

Frank Lampard

Darren Bent

Andrei Arshavin

Thierry Henry

Rafael Nadal and girlfriend Maria

Donald Young

Miami Heat basketball stars Dwyane Wayne and Lebron James

SPIRITUAL New Year, New Beginning

For many a New Year means a new beginning, but in order to make it work, one must dedicate one's self to achieving one's goals and dreams. Discipline and hard work go a very far way to reaching one's goals. Pray and ask God to guide you and open the right doors to lead you to success.

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Sound Off Column - Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Wayne Rooney, Rafael Nadal, Theo Walcott, Kaka, Rio Ferdinand

Volume 113

CELEBRITY Cute Kids
CELEBRITY Cute Couple
CELEBRITY Out And About
SPORTS Photos
SPIRITUAL Searching For Answers

CELEBRITY Cute Kids

It's great that Hugh Jackman spends so much time with his wife and kids. He has a beautiful family.

Cutie Louis to mom Sandra: paparazzi at 2 o'clock. Girl, do you want me to slap them for you (look at his face, you know that's what he's thinking LOL).

Halle Berry and her lovely daughter Nahla, who looks a bit bored in this pic (probably wanted to watch cartoons, which kids amazingly never get tired of). You can tell Berry adores her baby.

CELEBRITY Cute Couple

Angela Bassett and husband Courtney B. Vance look so nice together

CELEBRITY Out And About

Even with a broken leg actress Halle Berry still manages to look beautiful

Chanel Iman looks lovely, elegant and radiant

Denise van Outen looks pretty and glamorous

Vanessa Williams looks so pretty and polished

Iman is casual, chic and gorgeous. She has such great features.

Supermodel Christie Brinkley wore a number of fabulous looks this month. She looks fantastic in all of them

SPORTS Photos

Wayne Rooney

Theo Walcott

Theo Walcott and Marcel Schmelzer

Darren Bent

Kaka and Mesut Ozil

Steven Gerrard and Danny Welbeck

Rio Ferdinand

Did Rio Ferdinand switch sports? No, he made an appearance at the 02 arena in London for the tennis finals. Here he is pictured with Boris Becker.

Jo Wilfried Tsonga

Rafael Nadal

Dwyane Wayne and Lebron James of the The Miami Heat basketball team

Lebron James

SPIRITUAL Searching For Answers

Most people search for the answers to life, what it means and how to get the most out of it. People go on journeys in search of themselves, when prayer is the most powerful tool to discovering who we are as people and how to live the best possible lives we can. Keep going and do not give up. Your journey is not in vain.

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85% Of Access Hollywood Viewers Vote That Rihanna Did Not Deserve Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive Title

Rihanna

85% of the viewers of the mainstream entertainment news program "Access Hollywood" have voted that singer Rihanna did not deserve Esquire magazine’s "Sexiest Woman Alive" title. It was an embarrassing blow to the Billy-Goat-voiced singer, but the public has spoken.

Rihanna also replaced Megan Fox as the face of Armani, which was another move the public panned (Another Of Megan Fox's Final Armani Ads Released). Halle Berry, yes - Rihanna, no. The ads are not very flattering on plastic surgery riddled Rihanna and do not exactly make you want to buy their product.

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Halle Berry Better Be Careful Regarding The Dad Of Her Child Being Replaced In Her Daughter's Life By Her New Boyfriend

Nahla Aubry and Olivier Martinez

Beautiful academy award winning actress, Halle Berry, needs to be careful, regarding model, Gabriel Aubry, the dad of her daughter, Nahla Aubry, being supplanted in her daughter's life, by her new boyfriend, actor, Olivier Martinez. It can turn ugly very fast and that wouldn't be fair to her sweet little daughter.

Olivier Martinez, Halle Berry and Nahla Aubry

Aubry may get jealous over paparazzi photos showing Martinez playing with his daughter, Nahla, who seems to be getting attached to him, due to his kindness. Sometimes men can react badly to such things, especially considering the couple parted on bad terms.

Nahla Aubry and her dad Gabriel Aubry

Berry has been in Spain on location, shooting a film and Martinez accompanied her and little Nahla. The trio have been enjoying the sights in Spain, photographed by paparazzi numerous times, while her custody battle with Aubry flared up in America again.

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