Celluloid Film Review: Catwoman

Title: Catwoman

Year Of Release: 2004

Review Date: December 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $82,102,379

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Catwoman" starring Halle Berry and Sharon Stone was not the actresses' best work and it is due to the poor script, corny lines, bad directing and overall cheesy concept that did not live up to the comic. Warner Bros did a very poor job bringing this film to life, which led to critics everywhere pouncing on it.

Halle Berry stars as the lead Patience Phillips, a graphic artist who is shot and killed, then brought back to life by a cat. Hence the title "Catwoman." However, this film takes a detour into the occult and becomes, for lack of a better word, crazy. The lead character is into witchcraft and is possessed by a cat. Not the best message in the world.

The story line is weak, when it could have been so much better. The director failed this movie as well. He gave the actors bad direction. Not to mention, the lines are unusually catty and cliche:

Laurel Hedare: What do you want
Patience Phillisp: Your husband, is he home
Laurel Hedare: I’m here, why on earth would he be home...

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Another Rihanna Album Has Flopped With The Release Of "Talk That Talk"

...Stupid Thing To Name An Album That Has Not

Rihanna was caught with cocaine in her nose this month

The latest pop poop from R&B bleater, Rihanna is flopping again, pulling lower numbers than her last failed CD "Loud." Rihanna's "Talk That Talk" didn't, as the album has no legs and is flopping on the charts. According to Hits Daily Double, the CD is expected to sell 180,000 to 200,000 copies in its first week of release, which cannot sustain a hit album by a major label artist or associated recoup costs.

It will struggle to reach platinum certification, if at all. And truth be told, she will not need to sell that number, because albums shipped and not actually sold, count towards certification, which is an inaccurate and flawed system upon which to gauge success.

During the years Mariah Carey was having sex with Tommy Mottola, which led to a nasty divorce from his wife of 20-years, he would flood the market with her CDs to gain certifications she did not earn, as a massive number of the CDs were sitting on the shelves unsold. But it allowed her to falsely claim she sold a gazillion records. She was claiming astronomical numbers that did not square with the facts.

The minute Carey left the label, where his people were still embedded, her albums began flopping, as Mottola was not there anymore to provide the smoke and mirrors, which he handsomely profited from as well in receiving a chunk of her royalties on inflated numbers.

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X-Factor Ratings Plunge Again Leaving Simon Cowell Red-Faced After Boasts

"X-Factor" cast

The ratings for Fox's "X-Factor" talent show, starring greedy Simon Cowell, who bragged that it would beat his former show "American Idol" have plunged again. Ratings are down by an additional 10% proving Cowell's boasts wrong.

The show has been plagued by scandal and controversy which turned viewers off, rather than boosting ratings, which are half "American Idol" numbers, but that too is on the decline. This talent show genre is worn out and too much. Enough already.

99% of the judges know nothing about talent, are being paid to be controversial and start fake disputes and rivalries. At the end of the day, this erodes the quality of music being released, as a number of the songs springing from these shows are hit with copyright infringement lawsuits or claims of the same.

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Madonna: Straight Men Find Me Ugly

The Gays Aren't Too Happy With Her Either Over Kabbalah Slamming Homosexuality

Madonna caption by the Daily Mail

Strange pop tart, Madonna has done an interview in which she proclaimed regarding herself, "Straight men don't find me unattractive." Well, that's because you aren't and don't limit yourself, because gay men don't fancy you either. Only a few nutty men do and they are the ones that have been on your pay roll as your love interest. The gay men that still pay you any attention are the few that envy your penis and prominent Adam's apple.

Man-donna (and she wonders why men don't find her attractive)

Furthermore, gays have Lady Gaga now, who can actually sing (albeit devil worshiping Illuminati music) and doesn't look like He-Man on steroids with a botox problem. The devil has his new muse, Madonna. You've been fired and cast into the heap that is the digital music recycle bin of pop culture.

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Boycott Madonna

Mad-onna

In the 1990s, when Courtney Love became famous with rock band, Hole, she accused pop tart Madonna of hiring away her stylist, hair stylist and make-up artist. She also tried to duplicate her sound. I tend to believe this claim, as shortly after Love's debut, Madonna began looking just like her, in a nasty habit she has of stealing others' music and images for profit, as she has no talent or creativity. Her entire career has been a fraud, based on stealing other people's preexisting copyrights.

This week it was reported, crazy Madonna is moving in on Lady Gaga's team, trying to sign with her label and creative staff, for her next soon to flop CD (please remember to boycott it over the sick things she did in this case). When Britney Spears became famous, not long after, Madonna began contacting and leeching off of her as well. Many websites state Madonna tried to drain the youth from Spears. She got the younger singer (and others who later went crazy) involved in Kabbalah and it marked Spears' descent into currently incurable mental illness, leaving her under a court ordered conservatorship.

Madonna has a sick habit of harassing and haranguing people, with her vile, overbearing, obsessive, over the top personality. She is a parasite. On his deathbed at a hospital, a gay film director blamed Madonna for the heart attack he sustained that killed him shortly after. He stated Madonna so harassed, hounded, terrorized and stalked him during the making of his last film she took part in, his heart gave out and he suffered cardiac arrest. I don't know why she is so abrasive and nasty. What is wrong with that madwoman. She is the spawn of the devil. Only mentally ill people terrorize others like that. It is not normal human behavior.

Madonna and Lady GaGa

Madonna's career has gone right down the drain since the ill-fated "American Life" album. She has never bounced back according to Soundscan sales figures. Her last CD "Hard Candy" didn't even go gold in America (number of records scanned). She is looking for a comeback that I am asking you to boycott for the aforementioned reasons and the fact this woman has never released an album without criminally stealing someone's copyright she takes credit and payment for. Her entire career is a lie.

Her next reinvention will be weirdly transforming into Lady Gaga, minus the singing talent, musical ability and youth. There will be more "mutton dressed as lamb" too, in her futile quest to look 21, when she looks all of 60. Expect more copyright infringement as well, as she has no talent.

Madonna relies on stealing other people's preexisting intellectual property to make it appear she can write and uses a gang of background singers in the studio, with producers turning their voices up and hers down. It's all smoke and mirrors from a madwoman that keeps embarrassing herself, refusing to accept the fact her time has past. Considering her entire career is based on copyright theft and bribing journalists and now bloggers for site placement, she should not have been famous in the first place. There is absolutely no talent there.

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Friday, November 4th 2011 - In perhaps the ultimate wig snatch attempt, Madonna next studio album will reportedly be released on the same label as Pop rival Lady GaGa... According to the ever-reliable Madonna Tribe, the follow-up to 2008's ‘Hard Candy’ will arrive on Interscope within the early half of next year. The Jimmy Iovine helmed label, which has been the longtime home of the paw purveyor, will apparently serve as the distributor and prime promotion driver for the project.

However we, here at That Grape Juice, can’t but wonder how this will implicate the label’s breadwinner, Lady GaGa (if it will at all). For, even the most successful of labels, are often ill-equipped to handle two megastars on the same roster (see: Def Jam does Janet & Mariah circa 2008)...Whatever the case, all signs point to new Madonna material being around the corner. As such, we’ve not long to see how this’ll all play out!

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Charlie's Angels 2011 was an expensive flop. Side Bar: that girl on the right looks like Ana Nicole Smith.

You guys remember that reboot of the show "Charlie's Angels" that I slammed on the site within hours of its debut last month. Well, it got cancelled after only four episodes. Uh oh (*goes under desk and hides from cast and crew*). The original "Charlie's Angels" debuted a little before I was born, but I saw episodes of it later in the 1980s (you know, when my brain started growing).

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Spelling created or produced so many television shows and that was one of his most famous. It helped to buy that huge house in Bel Air that his widow recently sold. But I digress, I didn't appreciate the reboot last month. It didn't do the original any justice. It was high tech, but somewhat corny and lacking theatrical quality. I saw the first episode, because someone else in the room was watching it and I was too tired and sleepy to get up out of the chair (yes, blogging really takes it out of you).

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Sarah Palin Threatens To Sue Author Of Book That Alleged She And Her Husband Take Cocaine

Todd Palin and Sarah Palin

Former Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, is threatening to sue author, Joe McGinniss, over the salacious book he has written and released about her entitled, "The Rogue: Searching For The Real Sarah Palin." Palin stated McGinniss may be sued for "Knowingly publishing false statements."

Sarah Palin and beautiful little Trig

The book alleges she and her husband Todd Palin, are wild cocaine users. It also makes disparaging claims about their disabled toddler Trig. Sales of the biography have been bad, leading McGinniss to blame the mainstream press for running with the tawdry bits.

Sarah Palin

McGinniss took the unconventional and creepy step of moving all the way to Alaska, right next door to the Palins, while writing the book, prompting her to state he had a view right into her daughter's bedroom. The Palins erected a privacy fence as a result.

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The danger of such a move to the target is, some have been known to employ the use of a parabolic microphone, which has a range of 300 feet. This enables one to listen to those in the structure next door, in addition to monitoring their comings and goings (Parabolic microphone and Parabolic Mic and Monocular).

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Ratings Are Half What 'American Idol' Pulled In

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In spite of the fact "American Idol" ratings have been steadily declining since 2008, former talent judge Simon Cowell's new show, "X-Factor" fared even worse in its U.S. debut, with half the ratings of its predecessor. Has the world had its fill of bad, cheesy karaoke music and mean judges that know nothing about music and real talent (See: Simon Cowell arrogantly failing to spot Jennifer Hudson's talent, then making the same mistake again with Susan Boyle).

Simon Cowell's new face

Even in light of all the publicity stunts Cowell engaged in to launch "X-Factor" coupled with a tremendous amount of costly advertising and a new plastic surgery issued face (which looks painful, might I add) it has greatly underperformed (both the show and his face). The byproducts of these shows inevitably end up being soulless, derivative music the public can do without.

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