Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Will Hollywood's Record Box Office Slump Continue In 2012

Copyright infringing "New Years Eve" was the biggest flop of 2011

Some are wondering if Hollywood's box office slump, which hit record levels in 2011, via terrible, decreased revenues, will carry over into 2012. With the ongoing financial crisis in America, people aren't thinking about movie tickets, as they are losing their homes and jobs.

The unemployment rate continues to rise, making many things unaffordable. Ironically, to compensate for the massive loss of customers, Hollywood continues to unscrupulously raise ticket prices to ridiculous levels, meaning less people are seeing their products twofold.

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Saturday, 31 December 2011

Celluloid Film Review: Catwoman

Title: Catwoman

Year Of Release: 2004

Review Date: December 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $82,102,379

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Catwoman" starring Halle Berry and Sharon Stone was not the actresses' best work and it is due to the poor script, corny lines, bad directing and overall cheesy concept that did not live up to the comic. Warner Bros did a very poor job bringing this film to life, which led to critics everywhere pouncing on it.

Halle Berry stars as the lead Patience Phillips, a graphic artist who is shot and killed, then brought back to life by a cat. Hence the title "Catwoman." However, this film takes a detour into the occult and becomes, for lack of a better word, crazy. The lead character is into witchcraft and is possessed by a cat. Not the best message in the world.

The story line is weak, when it could have been so much better. The director failed this movie as well. He gave the actors bad direction. Not to mention, the lines are unusually catty and cliche:

Laurel Hedare: What do you want
Patience Phillisp: Your husband, is he home
Laurel Hedare: I’m here, why on earth would he be home...

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Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Movie Review: Fast Five

Title: Fast Five

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: November 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 114 minutes

Box Office Gross: $626,100,100

Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars

"Fast Five" is the fifth installment in "Fast And The Furious" film series. This action packed sequel starred Vin Diesel and Paul Walker and takes place in Rio De Janeiro, Brasil. "Fast Five" is reminiscent of "Ocean’s Eleven" as it is about a group of criminals planning a heist. Only this film is about robbing a drug dealer, which is, how do I put it, dumb and dangerous...

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Movie Review: Thor

Title: Thor

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: November 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 114 minutes

Box Office Gross: $448,500,000

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Thor" is the 2011 film adaptation of the Marvel comic book of the same name. It stars the rugged Australian actor, Chris Hemsworth, as the superhero "Thor." His arrogance and entitlement issues lead his dad to throw him out of their country, Asgard, where he is tossed to earth like a salad. On earth Thor has to prove himself to a number of people, but most of all his dad.

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Movie Review: Green Latern

Title: Green Lantern

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: November 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 114 minutes

Box Office Gross: $219,851,172

Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars

"Green Lantern" is one of the superhero movies launched this year, based on the Marvel comic book of the same name. Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds, who was clearly hired as eye candy, stars as the Green Lantern, who is an aviator struggling with memories of his deceased dad.

He is chosen as a superhero by a wait for it..."Green Lantern" from another planet that is really fond of the color green. "Gossip Girl" television actress Blake Lively, hired as additional eye candy, stars as the Lantern’s love interest and co-worker that the bad guys go after.

First off, I saw so much green in this move, I started getting tired of the color. Everywhere you look green…green…green. We get the point. It’s GREEN Latern. The special EFX were better than average though, but it made the movie a little too slick.

When I saw this scene, especially the forehead, I thought "Oh, I didn't know Rihanna was in this film" (LOL)

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Friday, 25 November 2011

Megan Fox Hits Broadway And Broadway Hits Back

Megan Fox

Megan Fox, the 25-year-old "Transformers" actress, that is, before she got fired, hit Broadway to do a small part in a play, but there isn't any buzz accompanying it. It's like they don't want to hurt her feelings. Could she have sucked that badly. However, Fox is now stating she is "too neurotic" for the theatre.

Theatre work offers far less pay and more discipline than film. This probably did not appeal to her. Fox showed on the set of the "Transformers" films that she does not like structure or discipline, which upset the crew that slammed her on the internet.

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Monday, 31 October 2011

Movie Review: The Green Hornet

Title: The Green Hornet

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: October 31, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 108 minutes

Box Office Gross: $227,817, 248

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

Family Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary violence and bad language

"Green Hornet" is possibly one of the worst superhero movies ever. An expensive mess. Drivel that just goes on and on. A complete waste of a big budget. It is one of the most tedious films I have ever watched. I kept falling asleep during the movie, then waking back up and having to rewind it to the last part of the movie I remember seeing and no not because of my allergy medicine (I didn't take any that day) but because the film was boring and nonsensical. Yes, it was that weird.

The movie is about a lazy young man, Britt Reid, who inherits his dad's fortune and decides to become a superhero. Hardly original. Seth Rogen was the weakest link in this film. What should have been a good action role, was turned into unfunny jokes, gross out moments and irritating ideas that did not pan out, pardon the pun. Rogen's character was irritating like the lead in Arthur, but less likable.

Jay Chou was good as his sidekick and butler, Kato, adding some texture to the film, with a sensible character, but it was not enough to make this movie work. This is how Hollywood sucks people in. You think "A superhero movie, oh cool!" then you watch it and it's like, "Oh no! I want the past two hours of my life back!"

Movie Review: Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie Wright

Title: Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie Wright

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: October 31, 2011

Rating: R

Running time: 110 minutes

Box Office Gross: $227,817, 248

Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars

Family Warning: contains violence and bad language

A ponzi schemer named Charlie Wright flees to Mexico (why didn't Madoff think of that) with billions of dollars in clients' money (Madoff didn't think of that either) to hide from the law in America, regarding his dirty financial dealings. He goes on a wild goose chase in Tijuana along the way, with the authorities following him seeking to make an arrest.

Wright is an obsessive man, who looks like an alcoholic (hey, who better to manage your money than a drunk, after all, what could go wrong). While the cast of this film was strong, this movie was too dark and sad to be enjoyable, with a resolution that doesn't exactly scream justice. I am not a fan of such films.

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Saturday, 22 October 2011

Is Shia LaBeouf Publicly Lashing Out Over Megan Fox Marrying Brian Austin Green Instead Of Him

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf were cute together (2008)

"Transformers" movie actor, Shia LaBeouf, has been publicly lashing out a lot of late, leaving people to speculate he is struggling with personal problems. This summer, LaBeouf went public with the news he had a sexual relationship with former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox.

The Judiciary Report did call it first online and was not surprised when LaBeouf finally came clean regarding the fling (Megan Fox Had Sex With Shia LaBeouf). The two were spending a lot of time together, while pretending it was because of work, but a number of times it was not.

Shia LaBeouf this week (Photo Credit: Fly Net)

Shortly after he went public with the claims of a relationship with her, Fox, now married to actor Brian Austin Green, proclaimed she still loves LaBeouf. The two secretly dated while working together, but eventually Fox went back to fiancé, now husband, Green, who represented stability to her. LaBeouf did not take it well. Hearing her state recently that she still loves him, did not help things.

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Saturday, 15 October 2011

The Last Of Megan Fox's Armani Ads Give Her An Old Fashioned Look


Megan Fox

Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, has seen more of the final Armani ads she shot, released to the public. They've given Fox an old fashioned look, but used too much Photoshopping, making her look five years older than her actual age. Nonetheless, she still looks pretty.

Fox has not announced what her future modeling work will entail, choosing to focus on her struggling film career, which has not been as booming since she was fired from the "Transformers" movie series in 2010. The actress has become somewhat nervous about her film career, due to the box office failure of her last three projects "Jennifer's Body" "Jonah Hex" and "Passion Play."

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Wednesday, 12 October 2011

John Gotti Biopic Up In Smoke Thanks To Lindsay Lohan Jinx

Reports Indicate Film Has No Funding

Lindsay Lohan

The planned biopic of the late mobster, John Gotti, is up in smoke. The project has been placed on hold, due to lack of financing and very little public interest. As stated previously on the Judiciary Report, down and out Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, was unwisely added to the cast in what was a bad move (Lindsay Lohan Is Looking Old).

Lohan is a massive insurance risk and a movie killer, as audiences do not take to her anymore (have not for years). Her terrible antics and abuse of the justice system, turned the public off to the point, they stopped going to her movies. They voiced their disgust on many websites' feedback columns. The populace does not like witnessing celebrities getting preferential treatment in the court system, while mocking the law with criminal behavior, such as stealing and DUI (see links below).

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Friday, 7 October 2011

Megan Fox Says She Is Fine With Being A Sex Symbol But Directors Treat Her Badly For It

What About The Objectification From Horny Directors

Megan Fox

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, said she is fine with being a sex symbol and defended other stars who are the same. The danger of embracing and pushing such a title is, one is not taken seriously in the acting world and often exploited by unscrupulous directors that view you as a piece of meat. Fox experienced this with "Transformers" director Michael Bay times one hundred.

It is better to be known for one's acting, than looks, which fade, but talent remains. When one has talent, several decades from now, one's works can be shown and people will appreciate the thespian quality that went into one's craft. Several decades from now, if one lives, one will not look youthful, unless there is a scientific breakthrough or you know, an asteroid hits the earth. I hope that cheered you up, Megan.

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Friday, 30 September 2011

Celluloid Film Review: Madea's Big Happy Family

Title: Madea's Big Happy Family

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 106 minutes

Box Office Gross: $53,345,287

Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

"Madea's Big Happy Family" is the story of Madea's big crazy family, struggling with various problems. Loretta Devine, stars as "Shirley" a family matriarch dying from cancer and wanting her family together for a nice meal together, where she can give them the bad news, after being given weeks to live.

However, Shirley's family, comprised of her adult children, have many problems that range from martial trouble to a past secret incident of molestation, resulting in each attempt at a dinner, descending into fights. This film is sad, but brings up topics people struggle with everyday.

While the Celluloid Film Review is no fan of LionsGate, the distributor of "Madea's Big Happy Family" due to the company's unethical conduct in a number of issues, which have ventured into unlawful territory, Perry has been taking a lot of undeserved flack for his work that has been labeled buffoonery. This was a good film and contrary to what some think, there are people in the black community like some of the characters therein that have been deemed "embarrassing." Why should they be underrepresented.

It reminds me of small controversies, regarding some Jewish people not liking the sitcom "The Nanny" due to the stereotypes it contained (but the funny character had a good, kind heart and was very giving) and some Anglo-Saxons being embarrassed by "Married With Children." Well, sorry white people, I can't help you with "Married With Children" but now you know how we (black people) feel when we see "Flavor Of Love."

Celluloid Film Review: The Lincoln Lawyer

Title: The Lincoln Lawyer

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 119 minutes

Box Office Gross: $85,507,593

Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars

Family Warning: contains some sexual content, violence and bad language

"The Lincoln Lawyer" stars the handsome and charming, Matthew McConaughey, as a tough criminal defense attorney. At first, I thought the film was set in the U.S. city of Lincoln, Nebraska, due to the title, but it was not so.

The film apparently got its name from the main character, attorney, Mickey Haller, being driven around all day, by a round the way tough guy in a Lincoln car. The Lincoln serves as his office, as he has no fixed business address, well, other than his secondary one, a home office (my favorite kind).

Haller is sought out by a seemingly normal client, who claims he has been wrongly accused of a terrible murder, but as the film progresses, it is revealed, he is as a phrase I read recently, "Nuttier than squirrel doodoo." The film has many twists that are somewhat surprising.

Celluloid Film Review: Arthur

Title: Arthur

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 110 minutes

Box Office Gross: $65,339,543

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

Family Warning: contains some sexual content and bad language

"Arthur" the remake of the 1981 film of the same name, did not live up to its predecessor, regarding the promiscuous Brit living in New York. The reboot, which stars British comedic actor, Russell Brand, in the role, did not quite do the late Dudley Moore justice. Most filmgoers probably did not look past the surface of this film's trailer, to buy a ticket to see it, as the movie so paled in comparison to what came before it, the deterioration in quality was immediately apparent.

The film did have a few funny moments, but it took way too long for them to arrive. Some jokes did fall somewhat flat, while ironically characterizing the Obama Administration's view on economics. When officials inform Arthur he is living a lavish and meaningless life, by stating, "How do you explain this frivolous spending during a recession" - he simply goes to an ATM, obtains funds from his family's account and spontaneously begins throwing it all over a room full of people while proclaiming, "Free money, recession's over, we're in a boom." The Obama school of economics, indeed.

Speaking of Obama, Hollywood has been name dropping him in their movies, as a means of promoting him. This is being done in bids at propping him up, after their insane agenda, bad advice and constant presence at the White House, firmly planted the first African-American presidency in trouble (see polls). When Arthur is confronted by his mother about his debauched lifestyle and her desire for him to marry a domineering woman he does not love, she admonishes him by stating, "As the charming coffee colored gentleman (Obama) that runs this country said, 'It is time to put aside childish things.'" Actually, that phrase came from the Bible (1 Corinthians 13:11). Leave it to Hollywood to compliment and insult in the same sentence, where no matter what they tell you, race is a factor.

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Celluloid Film Review: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Title: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG

Running time: 87 minutes

Box Office Gross: $46,471,023

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"The Fantastic Mr. Fox" starring George Clooney, is possibly one of the most boring animated films I have ever seen. I couldn't wait for it to finish. "Mr. Fox" is the story of a thieving fox that steals food from farmers (right up Hollywood's alley). When the farmers figure out what is transpiring and try to kill Fox and his cohorts, they flee underground. Much more could have been done with this film that was adapted from a children's novel, as the movie was dull and the animation chintzy.

Monday, 26 September 2011

Megan Fox's Next Film Will Not Be Scrapped - Gets A Release Date

Better Than What Happened To Her Last Time

Megan Fox

After the embarrassing failure of Megan Fox's last film "Passion Play" costarring Mickey Rourke, which saw its release date humiliatingly scrapped, then reinstated, only to spectacularly bomb at the box office, the actress' next project has been bought.

The film has been guaranteed a release date, after its screening at the Toronto Film Festival. Based on the premise, the film does not seem like something that will set the box office alight, which will mark another problem for Fox, but she is being spared the embarrassment of what transpired with her last film's release date.

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Thursday, 22 September 2011

Megan Fox Is Still In Love With Former Costar Shia LaBeouf

This Can’t Be Good For Her Marriage

Megan Fox

Former "Transformers" movie actress, Megan Fox, 25, is still in love with her costar, Shia LaBeouf, 25, who she dated for months, while cheating on fiancé, now husband, Brian Austin Green, 38. The two did not go public with their romance, until Labeouf let the cat out of the bag this year, confirming the Judiciary Report's previous claims (Megan Fox Had Sex With Shia LaBeouf).

Megan Fox kissing Shia LaBeouf

In an interview this month with the website MovieFone, Fox said of LaBeouf, "I love Shia. I wanted ["Transformers: Dark Of The Moon"] to do well for him. I didn't want to have this big media war ... there will be a time when I want to tell my side of the story. I love Shia to death; I love him unconditionally."

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

I have to admit, Fox and LaBeouf were very cute together and seemed happy with each other. I think she neglected to choose LaBeouf for a long term relationship, because he is known to be promiscuous. Whereas, Green is considered more faithful, stable and mature, but there are rumors of him cheating on her as well. That would be sad if Labeouf is the one she actually loves and vice versa (and it appears that way) but married Green for convenience, while still harboring feelings for another (you'd be surprised how many women do that). Here's hoping Fox doesn't pull a Michaele Salahi, as infidelity is not the right choice for anyone.

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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Megan Fox Still Hasn't Seen Transformers 3

She Chickened Out Of Going To The Theater To See The Movie

Megan Fox

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, punked out and did not go to the theater to watch "Transformers 3" as she was fired after "Transformers 2" for calling Jewish director, Michael Bay "Hitler" - after the anti-Semitic mass murderer. The Judiciary Report was hoping Fox would have crashed the movie premiere (thanks for nothing, Megan).

Fox has stated she will get around to watching the movie at some point (and probably crying to herself, while demanding her husband Brian refill her Botox syringe). Fox accused the Transformers cast and crew of "hitting me hard" during the press tour, which discouraged her from going to see the film (you really didn't miss anything).

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

What does she mean by "hitting me hard" - well, let's see, they began airing out her dirty laundry for publicity, by telling the world that she cheated on her then fiancé-now-husband, Brian Austin Green with costar, Shia LaBeouf Megan Fox Had Sex With Shia LaBeouf.

Fox stated to MovieFone, "I haven't seen it yet, but I will see it. I mean, if they hadn't been hitting me so hard on the press tour, I would have gone to the theatre. But I felt like that would have been a disaster - me sitting with a packed theatre of people watching the movie. I mean, I have nothing against watching it. And I love Shia [LaBeouf] to death; I love him unconditionally. And I love that crew. I'm really close to the hair, make-up and wardrobe that made that movie. I want to see it for them...I couldn't do it. Then that would turn into not just me wanting to see the movie, that would have been like, 'She's trying to take attention from the movie by being at the theatre when it's released'. It's a lose-lose."

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