Showing posts with label DUI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DUI. Show all posts

Friday, 21 October 2011

Basketball Player Derek Rose And His Driver Detained By Police For DUI In Los Angeles


Derek Rose

Do you guys remember my funny desperate article from a few months ago (April 22, 2011) in support of the Miami Heat, entitled "Derek Rose Is A Thorn." Well, today TMZ published a story stating Derek Rose and his driver were pulled over for DUI last night (*hides under desk*).

Now, was I or was I not clear when I stated in the article that I wanted Rose arrested for DWB (not DUI) and right before a playoff game against the Miami Heat. The police got it backwards. But if they would like to make it up to me, they could arrest Mark Cuban...(kidding).

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

John Gotti Biopic Up In Smoke Thanks To Lindsay Lohan Jinx

Reports Indicate Film Has No Funding

Lindsay Lohan

The planned biopic of the late mobster, John Gotti, is up in smoke. The project has been placed on hold, due to lack of financing and very little public interest. As stated previously on the Judiciary Report, down and out Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, was unwisely added to the cast in what was a bad move (Lindsay Lohan Is Looking Old).

Lohan is a massive insurance risk and a movie killer, as audiences do not take to her anymore (have not for years). Her terrible antics and abuse of the justice system, turned the public off to the point, they stopped going to her movies. They voiced their disgust on many websites' feedback columns. The populace does not like witnessing celebrities getting preferential treatment in the court system, while mocking the law with criminal behavior, such as stealing and DUI (see links below).

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