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Monday, 17 October 2011

Megan Fox Says She Is Not Into Twitter

But Is Into Facebook

Megan Fox

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, has publicly stated she is not into Twitter, but maintains a presence on fellow social networking website Facebook. During an interview with Young Hollywood, Fox stated of Twitter, "I feel like it has a purpose because there are fans around the world that want to have some sort of interaction with you. But I feel like it is important to still keep some space and some distance. I honestly don’t think that I am cool enough or important enough that anyone would care about what I am doing at all hours of the day, like, ‘I just had a latte from Starbucks and now I am going to Barneys. Love me some shoes!’ Who cares?"

Fox flashing one of the "Toe Thumbs"

You don't have to use Twitter in that manner. Some people use it to update folks on their professional engagements or new products. One does not have to share every single detail of one's life. Under the circumstances, I can see why Fox would not want to chronicle her every move on Twitter, because if she did, it would look like this:

Megan Fox: Called Transformers director Michael Bay and told him he had no right to fire me after I had sex with him. A deal's a deal! - 7 hours ago

Megan Fox: Texted Shia and told him I'm late. - 6 hours ago

Megan Fox: Ordered Brian to stop crying again, go to the drug store and buy some EPT. - 5 hours ago

Megan Fox: Called Angelina Jolie and asked her how she trained Brad to be a whipped purse carrier. - 4 hours ago

Megan Fox: Botox! - 3 hours ago

Megan Fox: Some more Botox! - 2 hours ago

Megan Fox: And some more Botox! - 1 hour ago

Saturday, 24 September 2011

Was Justin Bieber Wearing Spanx In These Photos

Bieber Flashes His Underwear During A PSA

Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Splash)

Teen pop singer, Justin Bieber, 17, filmed a public service announcement in Los Angeles, California this week. During a break, when an assistant was fixing an item attached to him, Bieber lifted up his shirt, which revealed some of his purple Sesame Street underwear (how many times do I have to tell you - boy, pull up your pants). However, Bieber was wearing something under his shirt that looked like Spanx (LOL). What was that, Manx? Or since you're 17, Banx?

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Saturday, 17 September 2011

Thought Megan Fox Couldn't Take A Bad Picture, Well Guess Again!

A Funny Must Read

Megan Fox

As most of you know, Megan Fox is a beautiful actress, who is quite photogenic, known more for her looks, than her acting. But what you don't know is, as beautiful as she is, Megan has taken some jacked up pictures. Since the Judiciary Report is such a facetious supportive site when it comes to Hollywood I'm going to rip them a new one for your amusement, I've compiled a bunch of photos showing Fox looking funny, rather than foxy. Don't pretend. You know you love it.

Adam Scott: Are you sure you're Megan Fox, because you have a Jay Leno chin thing going on right now...

One word...electrocuted

If I didn't know better I'd think she was trying out for a toothpaste commercial. You've heard of "TMI" which means too much information. Now we have TMT - too much teeth.

"Jazz hands"...and "Twilight" teeth (vampire)

Not quite ready for her close up

Megan practicing to be a rapper

To borrow from the Golden Girls "You've got 'Betty Davis eyes'...and Freddy Krueger hands" (the thumb, look at the thumb!)

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