The Kardashian Christmas Card...looks nothing like Christmas! And why is Kourtney's butt bigger than her baby all of a sudden. Uh, check out milk dud in the back posing like he is in GQ (milk dud = bald black guy).
Attention seeker Kim Kardashian stated this week that her reality shows featuring members of her family could go on for years. Not if I have anything to do with it. To continue to inflict these terrible reality shows on the nation and the world is cruel and unusual punishment, forbidden by the Constitution and as such should be branded a form of torture.
Kim Kardashian looking not so amused after the public turned on her for dumping her husband after 72-days of marriage. For those of you that do not know the expression a person gets when a sinister plan blows up in their face, Kim is sporting that look right now.
I have a better idea. Here's my idea for a new reality show: gather all the stars from irritating reality shows and drop them in a pit of alligators or tank of sharks and whoever survives...gets electrocuted. You have to cover all your bases. Too violent? Okay, in stead of a pit of alligators, how about a cauldron of crocodiles (after the first bite the animals would die of silicone poisoning).
Actress and comedian, Whoopi Goldberg, farted on live TV this morning, scaring half of America and guest Claire Danes. The interview was progressing smoothly, with no tension in the air, pardon the pun and Goldberg let out a loud one that stunned fellow panelists and actress Danes. The segment was a gas.
Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Abaco)
Hollywood actress Sama Hayek was trying to look cute while leaving her apartment in New York, but things didn't go according to plan. You see, while Hayek was posing for the paparazzi, it appears the pavement kicked her and she went down for the count, holding a door frame for dear life, while nearly taking her little daughter to the ground with her.
Hayek's daughter didn't miss a beat though and gave her mom that "I told you not to wear those shoes" look. And look at actor Antonio Banderas in the back simply not giving a hoot. I don't blame him. If someone I knew took an embarrassing dive like that, I'd pretend I didn't know them either.
U.S. President Barack Obama has angered many in America by stating at an official gathering that Americans have become "lazy." Republican politicians Mitt Romney and Rick Scott have pounced on the president over his statements. For Obama to make such a blanket statement is wrong. Furthermore, he who vacations often should not be the one to cast the first stone.
The Judiciary Report does not think Americans are lazy. Millions of Americans get up 5-6 days a week and report to work. The problems that have occurred in the economy are squarely due to the greed of a small percentage of rich people that believe they are to exploit and gouge the masses, while they sit on their backsides and label it their money working for them. However, how some of them acquired the money is very questionable (Bernie Madoff, R. Allen Stanford and certain other fraudsters on Wall Street and in Hollywood).
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It created a complacency and inequity that has greatly damaged the American middle class and made lower income people worse off in the area of finances. Until that socioeconomic imbalance and injustice is corrected, look for things to get worse. In the 1980s and portions of 1990s, everyone in America had a chance to succeed. It's not like that anymore thanks to certain fraudsters and their criminal monopolies in the corporate sector.
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A good pop culture analogy for that would be the film "Back To The Future 2" where via dishonesty and cheating, the lazy, unintelligent character Biff becomes one of the richest people in the world, via stealing the time machine and an almanac to place bets on future games he already knew the results of thanks to the stolen book (sort of like insider trading, phone hacking or intellectual theft, in stealing privileged information to get rich).
Biff then buys up most of the city with the ill-gotten wealth and everyone and everything else begins to suffer, due to his greed in wanting to illegally own it all. Schools begin struggle and close down, crime flourishes, people are killed, the police corrupted, homes in a once thriving city are abandoned and things simply turn to gloom. All that so immoral, ruthless Biff and his select group of friends and family, could live in absolute luxury, hoarding ill-gotten gains they were not entitled to, while the whole city of thousands suffered. Well that's America right now times millions. Only this isn't a movie, but reality...
An unnamed TSA agent at the airport was fired for writing a sexually suggestive note and putting it in a woman's luggage, after she spotted a vibrator in her bag. The note stated "Get Your Freak On" quoting the Missy Elliot song about having sex...but guess whose luggage she put the note in...wait for it...a lawyer's suitcase (solicitor). That's one of the last people she should have done that to, as an attorney will sue for invasion of privacy, but she probably didn't know the profession of the person the bag belonged to.
Lil Fizz sucking on a lollipop (that probably has weed in it)
Former B2K child star, Lil Fizz, real name Dreux Pierre Frederic (are you French, boo) aged 25, has run afoul of the law, via an illegal marijuana shop he has been part owner of in Los Angeles for well over three years. The name of the pot shop is "Little Amsterdam" and the State of California is suing to have the place closed down. They are also demanding $1.2 million dollars in fines from the owners, in addition to $750,000 in state fees to cover the government's cost in bringing the case.
Former KGB Spy Turned Billionaire Beats Down Another Guest
Alexander Lebedev, owner of the Evening Standard and Independent newspapers in London, England, came to blows with another Russian billionaire, Sergei Polonsky, on national television. They were among a group of panelists having a discussion about the economy, when things became heated.Lebedev punched Polonsky twice, like they were Mayweather and Ortiz. Can you imagine if the guys from Google and Facebook did that. Instead of throwing punches, they'd be throwing calculators and I-Pads.
The FBI is on the hot seat this week, over leaked documents belonging to the agency, used to train agents. According to the FBI training materials, "mainstream American Muslims" are "terrorist sympathizers" and Mohammed is a "cult leader." The FBI describes all Muslim charitable giving to Islamic charities as donations to terrorism, described in the manuals as "Funding mechanism for combat." The FBI also teaches agents the more "devout" the Muslim, the more "violent" said person will be. Oh boy, this is not going to go over well with Muslims anywhere.
Based on documents contained in the current leak, the FBI views Muslims as "terrorists" or terrorists waiting to happen, lumping everyone in the religion in the same unflattering bunch. In essence, the FBI is stating, Muslims are criminals. Previously leaked documents published two months ago reveal, the FBI believes Muslims are archaic, non-modern Neanderthals still living according to, "7th century Arab ways."
Note To Self: do not walk anywhere near any FBI buildings in the foreseeable future.
"Valentine's Day" actress, Reese Witherspoon, is recovering after being hit by an 84-year-old woman behind the wheel of a car, while she was out for one of her paparazzi laden jogs. Thankfully, Witherspoon’s chin survived the accident (*mumbling* wow, that chin is indestructible).
However, Witherspoon sustained head injuries and has been sporting a knot on her forehead, with an accompanying black eye. Ouch! While driving with my dad once, a woman cut us off in traffic. This led my dad to humorously state, "No offense, but women can‘t drive." I’d say the golden girl that hit Reese just proved it.
