P Diddy Being Sued For $1 Trillion!

WTF???!!!

This is seriously messed up!

P Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion after being accused of causing the 9/11 terrorist attacks!

A woman named Valerie Turks has filed a suit against Diddy, claiming that he was the cause behind the collapse of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and stole a poker chip from her worth "100 zillions of dollars". (WTF!!)

Valerie even tried to get a restraining order against the rapper by this was denied,  however the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31!

In the legal papers Valerie, who is in a wheelchair, says the following:

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me."

Sounds bat-shit crazy right? Well, it gets worse than that. Continuing about the chip Mrs Turks says:

""It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Turks is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support as she's also claiming her and Diddy share a son, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson. She's also asking for $100 billion dollars for "loss of income".

How crazy is that??